325
325
Jun 26, 2012
06/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 325
favorite 0
quote 0
dammit, jim. what a parade we have this morning, we have orly taitz. >> that's right. >> and in the meantime we this right-wing world, celebrity stack, and news queen, and not former go-go dancer, jacki. >> tassel free. good morning, everybody. the house of representatives will vote thursday on whether or not to hold eric holder in contempt of congress for refusing to turn over certain documents. holer asked president obama last week to exert executive privilege, and now darrel issa has sent a seven-page letter to the president asking why. the dnc communications director brad woodhouse is clarifying questions about the democratic national convention. party planners were having problems with a $27 million deficit, and were thinking about canceling the event at the charlotte motor speedway but the charlotte observer said they are just moving the venue. woodhouse tweeted that is in fact correct. they are moving to uptown charlotte, and make the convention more intertwined. january they changed it fro
dammit, jim. what a parade we have this morning, we have orly taitz. >> that's right. >> and in the meantime we this right-wing world, celebrity stack, and news queen, and not former go-go dancer, jacki. >> tassel free. good morning, everybody. the house of representatives will vote thursday on whether or not to hold eric holder in contempt of congress for refusing to turn over certain documents. holer asked president obama last week to exert executive privilege, and now...
193
193
Apr 30, 2012
04/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 193
favorite 0
quote 0
what does jim think of his impression of sylvester the cat? it was spot on the entire time then he got to the word pathetic. i was on the ground. i mean what could be better than listening to boehner or tom brokaw trying to pronounce the name of sofia vergara. >> that's despicable. >> that's -- you're despicable. >> stephanie: sorry. >> you're despicable. >> stephanie: wendy in illinois, you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: hi. i'm downstate illinois so i'm -- so refreshing to have your show. i have five quick ones. i wanted to get back, i've been wanting for some time, somehow to get the message out that -- go back to the point someone mentioned about what made liberal such a bad word. i think it goes back to gingrich when he was in. i'm not positive. i think what's wrong with kansas i think thomas frank or someone wrote that book. it goes into some of that. but conservative -- i looked in the dictionary and thesaurus we're talking narrow focus changing, die hard, preserving status quo and oppose change and liberal is tolerant, o
what does jim think of his impression of sylvester the cat? it was spot on the entire time then he got to the word pathetic. i was on the ground. i mean what could be better than listening to boehner or tom brokaw trying to pronounce the name of sofia vergara. >> that's despicable. >> that's -- you're despicable. >> stephanie: sorry. >> you're despicable. >> stephanie: wendy in illinois, you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: hi. i'm...
210
210
Sep 7, 2012
09/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 210
favorite 0
quote 0
chris lavoie and jim ward. really an exhausting week but it was exciting. >> that's why they do it. >> stephanie: and now people are like can you bring your show to flavefodden -- and we're like no. this is it. >> yeah. >> stephanie: cheers to everyone at current tv. and jacki schechner who -- we didn't know what to buy her. we're going to buy her an iron lung. >> or some akupril -- >> stephanie: i'm sorry of all of the great moments the fact that tom brokaw was all hopped up on bloopers. the producers were afraid he was stroking out. and he went to the hospital -- >> i took an ambulance to the hospital, to find out what was wrong with my linnngual supplement. >> stephanie: all right. more from president obama. >> obama: my opponent and his running mate are . . . new to foreign policy. after all you don't call russia our number one enemy. not al-qaeda russia unless you can still stuck in the cold war mind gap. >> i will break you. >> stephanie: and he would. >> i think he would -- well, not anymore. >> stephani
chris lavoie and jim ward. really an exhausting week but it was exciting. >> that's why they do it. >> stephanie: and now people are like can you bring your show to flavefodden -- and we're like no. this is it. >> yeah. >> stephanie: cheers to everyone at current tv. and jacki schechner who -- we didn't know what to buy her. we're going to buy her an iron lung. >> or some akupril -- >> stephanie: i'm sorry of all of the great moments the fact that tom brokaw...
239
239
Oct 5, 2012
10/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 239
favorite 0
quote 0
jim lehrer was no help at all. i think you are going to see a much more energized barack obama, and all of these smug conservatives saying that paul ryan is going to mop the floor with joe biden. forget about it. >> stephanie: look at his speech. ryan's speech at the rnc, john that was just about as thoroughly fact checked -- >> oh my gosh. that speech just got home to his wife last night. >> stephanie: we just said that's where the jump in jobs has happened in fact checkers. >> yes. >> stephanie: john fugelsang remains in the side car. we continue with the remaining moments of fridays with fugelsang on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: highbrow low brow unibrow. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ (vo) she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. >>ok, so there's wiggle room in the ten commandments, that's what you're saying. >>current will let me say anything. (vo) john fugelsang sees what happens. >> you know, blaming this economy on barack obama is kinda like blaming your hangover on th
jim lehrer was no help at all. i think you are going to see a much more energized barack obama, and all of these smug conservatives saying that paul ryan is going to mop the floor with joe biden. forget about it. >> stephanie: look at his speech. ryan's speech at the rnc, john that was just about as thoroughly fact checked -- >> oh my gosh. that speech just got home to his wife last night. >> stephanie: we just said that's where the jump in jobs has happened in fact checkers....
313
313
Sep 20, 2012
09/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 313
favorite 0
quote 0
i don't know what the private conversation is like do you, jim? oh, dear i love you, but your running mate is kind of a douche. >> something like that. >> stephanie: that was the one part of the titanic movie where we thought it was the most romantic movie in the world. i love you but you are going to have to get off of my wood. glug, glug, glug glug. that will be paul ryan. the budget monster will still be floating on a piece of wood -- and it will be like, oh, mitt i love you, get off now -- eke, eke eke. everyone on romney's campaign is the rich douche that was going to marry kate winslet. >> yeah. >> very nice couple always playing douche nozzles, but -- >> he was terrifying in [ inaudible ]. >> stephanie: david bender is on the phone. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: hello, david bender. tim pawlenty didn't jump he was paid, he is about to become -- wait for it -- the chief washington lobbyist for the banking industry. >> stephanie: oh heavens. >> because they don't have enough help. it's -- it's pity the poor banks so he is
i don't know what the private conversation is like do you, jim? oh, dear i love you, but your running mate is kind of a douche. >> something like that. >> stephanie: that was the one part of the titanic movie where we thought it was the most romantic movie in the world. i love you but you are going to have to get off of my wood. glug, glug, glug glug. that will be paul ryan. the budget monster will still be floating on a piece of wood -- and it will be like, oh, mitt i love you, get...
154
154
Dec 7, 2012
12/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 154
favorite 0
quote 0
some other not so fun facts by jim demint. he is stood with todd akin after those legitimate rape comments. lead the opposition against obamacare. turns out that was his waterloo. he wants to strip all federal employees of collective bargaining rights. he threatened to single-handedly shut down the senate. remember that? >> sure. >> stephanie: used a failed terrorist plot to attack unions. he said the administration is intent on unionizing so union bosses will [ inaudible ] collective bargaining. he was willing -- is willing to cause, quote unquote serious obstructions in the economy. he was asked on fox news despite not raising the debt ceiling would cause serious problems, he said i'm willing to do that in order to get serious cuts to social security and medicare. bye-bye [ applause ] >> stephanie: senator lindsay graham. >> i met with jim demint this morning, and to say i was stunned is an understatement. he has always been a friend somebody i could count on. we have really enjoyed our time together. >> wait a minute go bac
some other not so fun facts by jim demint. he is stood with todd akin after those legitimate rape comments. lead the opposition against obamacare. turns out that was his waterloo. he wants to strip all federal employees of collective bargaining rights. he threatened to single-handedly shut down the senate. remember that? >> sure. >> stephanie: used a failed terrorist plot to attack unions. he said the administration is intent on unionizing so union bosses will [ inaudible ]...
334
334
Apr 18, 2012
04/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 334
favorite 0
quote 0
tony perkins jim? >> no! [ screaming ] >> he is the family research -- >> exactly. >> family research council. he said open homosexuality caused the secret service scandal. >> in what way? >> oh it's the fault of open homosexuality in our military. >> so it forced them to prove hour hetero they were? what? >> no, he said it is legal there to do that. the same is true for what the president has done to the military. so what you have is a total break down -- [ screaming ] . >> -- and you can't pick and choose. >> tony perkins is an idiot. [ applause ] >> yeah. >> he was just making that case. >> yeah, exactly. >> it is a smogus board. >> tony perkins sure seems hung up on homosexuality. >> he sure does. >> and what do they say traditionally about people that are that hung up -- >> i don't know. >> we're not saying. we're just saying. >> the signs point that most people are super anti-homosexual actually -- >> i'm super -- >> matter of fact someone calculated that that tax would raise enough revenue to pay for g
tony perkins jim? >> no! [ screaming ] >> he is the family research -- >> exactly. >> family research council. he said open homosexuality caused the secret service scandal. >> in what way? >> oh it's the fault of open homosexuality in our military. >> so it forced them to prove hour hetero they were? what? >> no, he said it is legal there to do that. the same is true for what the president has done to the military. so what you have is a total...
288
288
Oct 3, 2012
10/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 288
favorite 0
quote 0
>> stephanie: we'll have jim play wolf the whole time. it will be the same clustter is every morning. >> if we know what to expect. >> stephanie: here she is, jacki schechner. >> good morning. so congressman todd akin thinks that doctors perform abortions on women who aren't pregnant. you heard me right. the same man who believes that women cannot get pregnant from legitimate rape says on the house floor back in 2008, according to a speech that we grabbed off-line, that doctors give abortions to women who biologically don't need them. take a listen. >> not following good sanitary procedure, giving abortions who are not actually pregnant, cheating on taxes, all of these kinds of things and misuse of anesthetics so that people die or almost die. all of these things are common practice. >> "buzzfeed" picked up the video from slate which got a tip to it from the american bridge 21st century super pac. sadly in spite of the mounting evidence that congressman akin has a profound disrespect for women and a total ignorance of the female anatomy h
>> stephanie: we'll have jim play wolf the whole time. it will be the same clustter is every morning. >> if we know what to expect. >> stephanie: here she is, jacki schechner. >> good morning. so congressman todd akin thinks that doctors perform abortions on women who aren't pregnant. you heard me right. the same man who believes that women cannot get pregnant from legitimate rape says on the house floor back in 2008, according to a speech that we grabbed off-line, that...
191
191
Aug 20, 2012
08/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 191
favorite 0
quote 0
what the hell is jim talking about? is he drunk dialing again? rachel mad do you did not mention me. i was not at home so i didn't see it. what a sweetheart. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] i did not get to see the whole thing. somebody sent it to us. >> right. >> stephanie: at the end she talks about my dad. we'll talk about my dad and paul ryan. >> first, one more thing about bill miller, barry goldwater's pick for vice president in 1964. yes, they got beaten really, really badly in 1964. the republican's worst presidential showing ever. yes, bill miller was loft enough to appear a decade later. he did one of the american express do you know me ads where the whole idea of the ad was of course you didn't know who this person was. but there's one thing about mill biller beside -- about bill miller about besides being with barry goldwater there is one thing that survives about bill miller for which he still to this day is totally justifiably famous in a very positive way. and that is that he is stephanie miller's dad! stephanie miller, the high priest es o
what the hell is jim talking about? is he drunk dialing again? rachel mad do you did not mention me. i was not at home so i didn't see it. what a sweetheart. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] i did not get to see the whole thing. somebody sent it to us. >> right. >> stephanie: at the end she talks about my dad. we'll talk about my dad and paul ryan. >> first, one more thing about bill miller, barry goldwater's pick for vice president in 1964. yes, they got beaten really, really badly in...
219
219
May 31, 2012
05/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 219
favorite 0
quote 0
look at this jim? >> look at that. >> they have quite an active tchotchke department over there. [ applause ] >> they certainly do. >> thank you and it matches my wonder woman sign. >> we need a stripper poll in here like the old days. >> oh, could karl frisch entertain us. >> i did get off of the pole. >> what was your original stripper name? >> my original stripper name? >> yeah. >> wasn't it the name of the first pet you grew up on? >> yes. >> that was be rex truckston. >> that's hot. >> i think rex truckston sounds like a leading man in holloquist. [ laughter ] >> all right. bill helper. >> the romneys on his faith and more on his family and perhaps a side you have not seen or been introduced to him just yet. if you are looking for policy that's not why we went to california, this is to get to know this man. >> and you look at the likability numbers, which he has had a tough time with to a certain extent. this gives people some time to understand a little bit more who he is. >> she basically just a
look at this jim? >> look at that. >> they have quite an active tchotchke department over there. [ applause ] >> they certainly do. >> thank you and it matches my wonder woman sign. >> we need a stripper poll in here like the old days. >> oh, could karl frisch entertain us. >> i did get off of the pole. >> what was your original stripper name? >> my original stripper name? >> yeah. >> wasn't it the name of the first pet you grew...
169
169
Jul 12, 2012
07/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 169
favorite 0
quote 0
that was yours jim. i did your housecleaning as i normally do. >> i do the housecleaning after you skidded a l right out of here. >> chris in pennsylvania just found us. hello, chris. >> hi. i wanted to let you know my husband just introduced me to your show today, and i love you guys. your lady female jew, that is nuts or whatever -- love her. >> thank you. >> i wanted to add my $0.02 that mitt romney will create jobs but he needs to finish these sentence that those jobs will be in places like china, mexico. >> yes. thank you, chris. [ applause ] >> here is mittens talking to the naacp yesterday. >> if our priority is jobs -- and that's my priority -- that's something i would change. >> he is talking about the obama affordable healthcare act. i was talking to some people who said they would not hire -- >> there was a guy who said he might hire somebody if only obama would go away. >> rick in north carolina. hi, rick. >> oh, hey, stephanie. >> hi. >> i'm really happy to get on. i have been listening to y
that was yours jim. i did your housecleaning as i normally do. >> i do the housecleaning after you skidded a l right out of here. >> chris in pennsylvania just found us. hello, chris. >> hi. i wanted to let you know my husband just introduced me to your show today, and i love you guys. your lady female jew, that is nuts or whatever -- love her. >> thank you. >> i wanted to add my $0.02 that mitt romney will create jobs but he needs to finish these sentence that...
178
178
Dec 4, 2012
12/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 178
favorite 0
quote 0
terry is a jim fan. jim your boner impersonation is spot on. i think you should call the white house. [ phone ringing ] >> i think the president is awesome. >> stephanie: i'm flabbergasted. >> i'm going to resign just to clear the way for him to take over! >> stephanie: that would be funny. let's start prank calling members of congress. [ applause ] >> all of you guys can just go home. it's over. obama is the ruler of the land and you guys are just wasting your time. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: okay. and a love letter for me from mike. [♪ romantic music ♪] >> stephanie: so glad video didn't kill the radio show. steph i have always been curious what you look like. i tuned in today and you have my dradel spinning. >> wow. mozzeltoff. >> stephanie: we need to play the dradel song this season. i think in order to keep my fcc license. let's do it now. ♪ [ inaudible ] yummy, i put it in my mouth, i can feel it in my tommy, i think it's heading south ♪ ♪ oh, dradel dradel dradel i made you out my meat oh dradel dradel, dradel you'll soon come
terry is a jim fan. jim your boner impersonation is spot on. i think you should call the white house. [ phone ringing ] >> i think the president is awesome. >> stephanie: i'm flabbergasted. >> i'm going to resign just to clear the way for him to take over! >> stephanie: that would be funny. let's start prank calling members of congress. [ applause ] >> all of you guys can just go home. it's over. obama is the ruler of the land and you guys are just wasting your...
244
244
May 30, 2012
05/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 244
favorite 0
quote 0
jim has an audition today. he'll be back tomorrow. >> i think it is more than an audition. >> stephanie: it is a gig. >> it is a motion capture thing. he'ses to wear that rubber suit with the ping-pong balls. >> really? that's awesome! >> for a video game. >> stephanie: i'm sorry. i forgot to mention -- we didn't disappear jim ward to the cornfield. he has a job. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] >> that's fantastic. >> we need pictures of jim on the web site in his ping-pong outfit. >> stephanie: right? we should text him. take a picture of himself. >> okay. >> stephanie: 1-800-steph-12. stephaniemiller.com. sexy liberal.com. sexy liberal on facebook and twitter. sexy liberal, hal sparks. >> stephanie: hal sparks. next show aisha and john and hal and then hal back for the big one. >> in a world where everyone is going gaga for sexy liberal laughs, one tour is crossing the nation to bring intelligent progressive comedy to you. nominated for four best touring awards including best lead comedy performer, the stephanie mille
jim has an audition today. he'll be back tomorrow. >> i think it is more than an audition. >> stephanie: it is a gig. >> it is a motion capture thing. he'ses to wear that rubber suit with the ping-pong balls. >> really? that's awesome! >> for a video game. >> stephanie: i'm sorry. i forgot to mention -- we didn't disappear jim ward to the cornfield. he has a job. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] >> that's fantastic. >> we need pictures of jim on the web...
347
347
Oct 17, 2012
10/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 347
favorite 0
quote 0
did you see the story jim from cnn. mitt romney had to practice sitting on a barstool. >> oh, wow really? how do you people do this? i don't understand. >> stephanie: somebody was saying in all of the years of campaigning, view had to sit on a stool at fuddrucker's? >> they make bar stools for the home where you don't have to drink. >> stephanie: let's dive into the right-wing world. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> where is the dessert fork? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: all right. bobby jindal, this is all post-debate. all of the post-debate and whining. here he is on cnn. >> die blame the president. obviously last debate, didn't show up. this debate, his advisors said drink all of the red bulluck. the problem is his record. you can combine speak skills with presidents reagan, link and churchill and you still couldn't defend his record. i wasn't surprised he was more aggressive. he still couldn't cover up a failed four years. >> that's wrong. on every level. all lies. >> stephanie: nice try. >> wow they're desperate. >> the preside
did you see the story jim from cnn. mitt romney had to practice sitting on a barstool. >> oh, wow really? how do you people do this? i don't understand. >> stephanie: somebody was saying in all of the years of campaigning, view had to sit on a stool at fuddrucker's? >> they make bar stools for the home where you don't have to drink. >> stephanie: let's dive into the right-wing world. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> where is the dessert fork? [ laughter ] >> stephanie:...
194
194
Sep 6, 2012
09/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 194
favorite 0
quote 0
jim ward on the guitar. come on. we're rocking them at the democratic national convention from charlotte, north carolina. i'm here with jim hoffa president of the teamster's union. i could not feel cooler now, james. >> what a convention. one night it's michelle obama, last night bill clinton, can it get better. >> stephanie: i think it can, i have told there's a speaker tonight that we will enjoy. >> everybody says how will he top that? you watch. people will be talking about that. friday morning people will say can you believe that. he will put them in their place and it will be fabulous. >> stephanie: that's how you achieve excellence is people that raise your game. and the fact that barack obama is not afraid to put bill clinton on before him says everything we need to know. >> and he knew this bill clinton is a consummate speaker, story teller, and last night he took them to the wood shed. he said these are the facts. this is what they are lying about. >> stephanie: and take a listen to this line. bill clinton l
jim ward on the guitar. come on. we're rocking them at the democratic national convention from charlotte, north carolina. i'm here with jim hoffa president of the teamster's union. i could not feel cooler now, james. >> what a convention. one night it's michelle obama, last night bill clinton, can it get better. >> stephanie: i think it can, i have told there's a speaker tonight that we will enjoy. >> everybody says how will he top that? you watch. people will be talking about...
191
191
Jun 12, 2012
06/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 191
favorite 0
quote 0
for jim. >> stephanie: yes? >> caller: jim, the 9/11 architects and engineers are on tour. >> mm-hmm. >> caller: they'll be out in california i think towards the middle of july or something like that. >> stephanie: all right, thank you, jill. by the way, can i get props to our news woman jacki schechner. >> why? >> stephanie: she gave us the update in the middle of the show that secretary-- >> commerce secretary. >> stephanie: bryson that was a sue sure. i'm driving home after the show, and ab "abc news" was not reporting that. they were still reporting the crashes, just saying, jacki schechner, you're on it. >> i watch a lot of "abc news." they've been faking a bit of a right turn. >> stephanie: that's what i mean. they're leaving out the information. by the way [♪battle hymn of the republic♪] it says he is my boss. he's a good and kind man and does not drink or smoke. he lives in the pasadena area. >> i know her. she was my house mother in college. >> stephanie: aah. it's tuesday. [ ♪ music ♪ ] >> step
for jim. >> stephanie: yes? >> caller: jim, the 9/11 architects and engineers are on tour. >> mm-hmm. >> caller: they'll be out in california i think towards the middle of july or something like that. >> stephanie: all right, thank you, jill. by the way, can i get props to our news woman jacki schechner. >> why? >> stephanie: she gave us the update in the middle of the show that secretary-- >> commerce secretary. >> stephanie: bryson that...
192
192
Apr 19, 2012
04/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 192
favorite 0
quote 0
jim more from "scar face." >> yeah. which i never saw -- >> people watching current are like, you wouldn't believe what you hear during the break. the columbian secret service hooker scandal, now is a hooker and blow scandal. "new york post" reports that cocaine and several bottles of whiskey in columbia. what isn't fuelled by cocaine and several bottles of liquor -- >> that's my question. >> there is a pick up line huh? >> you can get anything you want at elsia's restaurante -- >> what do they have the president's signature written in magic marker. >> oh, god. >> mittens on the schedule. >> i would clean house. the right thing to do is to remove people who have violated the trust, and put their lay time and their personal interest ahead of the nation. >> i like firing people who provide services to me -- >> or services to hookers. >> yes, the boner on this. >> i think we need to get to the bottom of it. from all of the press reports i have read, it certainly sounds like behavior that was inappropriate, and again let's
jim more from "scar face." >> yeah. which i never saw -- >> people watching current are like, you wouldn't believe what you hear during the break. the columbian secret service hooker scandal, now is a hooker and blow scandal. "new york post" reports that cocaine and several bottles of whiskey in columbia. what isn't fuelled by cocaine and several bottles of liquor -- >> that's my question. >> there is a pick up line huh? >> you can get anything...
275
275
Nov 19, 2012
11/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 275
favorite 0
quote 0
can i say hi to eric and chris and jim? well, i believe that media matters and that's why i'm calling with this question. i want to know why aren't the democrats saying that obama's plan extends the bush tax cuts for everyone and that only the income over $250,000 would not get the tax cut? in other words, people who make more than $250,000 still will be getting the tax cut on their first two -- >> stephanie: exactly. >> caller: why aren't they putting this out in the media? >> it should be clear to everyone. they try pretending but it is this onerous burtd. >> stephanie: someone tried to ask nancy pelosi. isn't there a way that we cannot sort of close loopholes and not raise taxes on the rich. she's like no! no! there is not enough revenue there. bush tax cuts are done! >> they were supposed to expire two years ago. they were meant to expire. it was written -- >> stephanie: tom in pennsylvania. hello, tom. >> hey steph. how you doing? welcome from the northernmost county of alabama. look, i don't mean to be dr. buzz kill b
can i say hi to eric and chris and jim? well, i believe that media matters and that's why i'm calling with this question. i want to know why aren't the democrats saying that obama's plan extends the bush tax cuts for everyone and that only the income over $250,000 would not get the tax cut? in other words, people who make more than $250,000 still will be getting the tax cut on their first two -- >> stephanie: exactly. >> caller: why aren't they putting this out in the media?...
194
194
May 3, 2012
05/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 194
favorite 0
quote 0
jim in florida. welcome, jim. >> hey steph. i went to the sexy liberal in asheville, and sat two rows behind your mother and lisa. >> oh boy. and fortunately my mom couldn't hear a thing. >> that was it. i heard it all and enjoyed it. >> good. >> i want to congratulate you guys on current, and i'm watching you as i'm talking to you, which is kind of funny. i have started a group in tallahassee of the drinking liberally group i thought it would go well with your talking liberally show. >> i thought of it as a hobby, drinking liberally. >> yeah. but a shout out to all of you, and hopefully we can help the president keep his job. >> awesome. [ applause ] >> speaking of war zones -- [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> -- we were just talking about the convention in tampa. >> guess what? rick scott allows concealed weapons at the convention. >> oh great. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> florida governor rick scott has rejected a petition to limit firearm sales outside of tampa this year. they have ordered ban on things like pieces of woo
jim in florida. welcome, jim. >> hey steph. i went to the sexy liberal in asheville, and sat two rows behind your mother and lisa. >> oh boy. and fortunately my mom couldn't hear a thing. >> that was it. i heard it all and enjoyed it. >> good. >> i want to congratulate you guys on current, and i'm watching you as i'm talking to you, which is kind of funny. i have started a group in tallahassee of the drinking liberally group i thought it would go well with your...
774
774
Sep 25, 2012
09/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 774
favorite 0
quote 0
and then jim says what? >> this hour the "stephanie miller show" is brought to you by -- >> we're all tired. >> stephanie would like to wish lisa todd a happy birthday. her hometown is so small, she may be her only fan there. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i told both of you i'm going to explode. it was hard enough to not say aretha franklin was coming to the show you don't believe who i just booked on the sexy liberal. [ applause ] >> since you are booking said celebrity -- >> stephanie: oh, my god, you know i have loose lips -- >> i know. >> stephanie: i literally i think i pooed myself. i can't say who. [ farting sounds ] >> you are so easily star struck. >> stephanie: everybody will be. this is the dichotomy that is my life. i'm getting really nice emails from somebody really nice and you i'm getting passive aggressive notes at midnight. >> i was responding to a passive aggressive email from you. >> stephanie: you are a jerk -- stop it -- stop! you want to try this get in the ring. >> ann romney: stop it. th
and then jim says what? >> this hour the "stephanie miller show" is brought to you by -- >> we're all tired. >> stephanie would like to wish lisa todd a happy birthday. her hometown is so small, she may be her only fan there. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i told both of you i'm going to explode. it was hard enough to not say aretha franklin was coming to the show you don't believe who i just booked on the sexy liberal. [ applause ] >> since you are booking...
363
363
Mar 27, 2012
03/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 363
favorite 0
quote 0
seeing jim ward in a motion picture. oh, my god that's jim ward. he's dead now. that's what happened. >> a kid running around yesterday with a spider-man umbrella. i was tempted to tell him i was in the original spider-man. some day you too could get blown up in 40 seconds. >> you gotta admit it, the job sucks. i would never blow you up. i would dry but my box is completely ineffectual. >> i'm immune to sound effects. >> i keep trying. >> all right. >> yeah, not since i played the nurse in "streetcar named desire" have i had such a shining moment. he stole my only line. you know what? i am going to kill you on this show! [ laughter ] all right. so very, very exciting. well, thanks for all of the great e-mails and twitter and facebook reaction, all of that stuff. we all know this, all of us with mommy issues, only one review really matters. my mom -- she doesn't have a computer. through my brother -- she doesn't have a computer. she calls it, steffey bill's machine. i was like you mean computer. >> oh, dear, i watched the promos. are you really doing a show in a b
seeing jim ward in a motion picture. oh, my god that's jim ward. he's dead now. that's what happened. >> a kid running around yesterday with a spider-man umbrella. i was tempted to tell him i was in the original spider-man. some day you too could get blown up in 40 seconds. >> you gotta admit it, the job sucks. i would never blow you up. i would dry but my box is completely ineffectual. >> i'm immune to sound effects. >> i keep trying. >> all right. >> yeah,...
246
246
May 23, 2012
05/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 246
favorite 0
quote 0
. >> jim! wow. >> stephanie: carbonite.com. use offer code stephanie. no extra charge for that. >> you should be a jingle writer. >> stephanie: receive a free trial plus purchase. carbonite.com and enter stephanie. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> it is full of witches and strange creatures of the night. >> announcer: this is "the stephanie miller show." vanguard: the documentary series that redefined tv journalism. >>we're going to places where few others are going. >>it doesn't get anymore real than this. >>occupy! >>we will have class warfare. >>i'm being violated by the health-care system. >>we're patrolling the area looking for guns, drugs, bodies. >>we go in and spend a considerable amount of time getting to know the people and the characters that are actually living these stories. >>the award winning series "vanguard" new episodes coming soon. only on current tv. break the ice with breath-freshening cooling crystals. ice breakers. >>(narrator) don't miss this week's the gavin newsom show with special guest guy kawasaki and dylan rati
. >> jim! wow. >> stephanie: carbonite.com. use offer code stephanie. no extra charge for that. >> you should be a jingle writer. >> stephanie: receive a free trial plus purchase. carbonite.com and enter stephanie. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> it is full of witches and strange creatures of the night. >> announcer: this is "the stephanie miller show." vanguard: the documentary series that redefined tv journalism....
459
459
Oct 1, 2012
10/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 459
favorite 0
quote 0
love you guys. >> and jim? >> stephanie: jim i'm sorry. look at her handwriting it's worst than mine. [ applause ] >> that's how you know she didn't get anyone to write it for her. >> stephanie: she has other thoughts she put in later. >> she edits herself like any good writer does. >> stephanie: like getting a first draft. sign of intelligence life. >> wow. >> stephanie: it was just an amazing night. thank you, seattle. greatest birthday. jilly in seattle and ellie in sausalito met for the first time. they've been chat room and e-mail friends for years. >> back when we had steph's space. >> stephanie: really? okay. >> the final frontier. >> hi, mama. we had such a great time. you were in rare form. my hats off to one of the only women i know with a filthier mouth than mine. my excuse is i'm married to a steelworker. [ applause ] this is only for folks in television land. you have to look at what ellie made me. look at this. she put mama in the obama poster. >> oh, that is cool. and fred and max. >> you should frame that. >> stephanie: i a
love you guys. >> and jim? >> stephanie: jim i'm sorry. look at her handwriting it's worst than mine. [ applause ] >> that's how you know she didn't get anyone to write it for her. >> stephanie: she has other thoughts she put in later. >> she edits herself like any good writer does. >> stephanie: like getting a first draft. sign of intelligence life. >> wow. >> stephanie: it was just an amazing night. thank you, seattle. greatest birthday. jilly...
196
196
Dec 7, 2012
12/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 196
favorite 0
quote 0
she is highly suggestionable jim. remember the morning that you had the ectopic pregnancy. >> it turned out to be gas. >> stephanie: jacki schechner called me this morn and she was like [ mumbling ] >> stephanie: okay. i thought it was my friend lily tomlin doing edith ann. all right, kids -- why are you looking so distressed this morning, have i made you sick as well? >> no, no. i'm just trying to put out a fire over here. >> stephanie: oh, okay. and what did he learn about t-bone yesterday? >> he has the esophagus of a cat, and the longest esophagus in the world. >> stephanie: okay. you were saying it was some kind of acid relucks, and i'm thinking -- [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪] >> stephanie: working with me? i'm giving everybody acid reflux. apparently cats have esophaguses that long. >> he with explain. >> stephanie: you told him if he coughs up a fur ball you're putting him on the back porch. tell momma sweetheart. >> it was uncle rupert's fault. but it's not that uncommon but it's an allergy thing that happ
she is highly suggestionable jim. remember the morning that you had the ectopic pregnancy. >> it turned out to be gas. >> stephanie: jacki schechner called me this morn and she was like [ mumbling ] >> stephanie: okay. i thought it was my friend lily tomlin doing edith ann. all right, kids -- why are you looking so distressed this morning, have i made you sick as well? >> no, no. i'm just trying to put out a fire over here. >> stephanie: oh, okay. and what did he...
144
144
Aug 8, 2012
08/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 144
favorite 0
quote 0
it was the jim ward bit. it was so funny. >> you probably shouldn't use heavy machinery while listening to comedy bits. >> stephanie: someone saw that coming. >> we sprung that on him. >> stephanie: jim, you'll want to do a bit on this. this is one of the america's most funniest mishaps. because whenever i do a story he hassed to some come back. this is germany's funniest mishaps. german water park, i mean, to get my bff jacki schechner i may need so get some estrogen back here to at this point this out. german water park make high speed water park for men only after women service quote/unquote injures. galaxy water park in erding, germany, has barred women from one of its extreme slides after several guests required medical treatment for intimate injuries. these injuries are caused by the nature of the female anatomy according to the park. >> well, if you shove water up there at 40 mph. >> stephanie: that's a high speed douche. like mitt romney on a skidoo. [ laughing ] >> oh dear. sand blasting your uterus.
it was the jim ward bit. it was so funny. >> you probably shouldn't use heavy machinery while listening to comedy bits. >> stephanie: someone saw that coming. >> we sprung that on him. >> stephanie: jim, you'll want to do a bit on this. this is one of the america's most funniest mishaps. because whenever i do a story he hassed to some come back. this is germany's funniest mishaps. german water park, i mean, to get my bff jacki schechner i may need so get some estrogen...
261
261
Jun 6, 2012
06/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 261
favorite 0
quote 0
i'll do guess a quote later and ask jim who said that stuff. rush limbaugh. >> we've spoken in the past on this program about how the left wants to criminalize policy disagreements. you're not liberal, you're engaging in criminal activity. if you're a conservative. it is about nothing more than policy. they got enough signatures to recall walker and it is strictly about policy. nothing more. it is not about malfeasance or corruption. not about crime. it is simply about policy disagreements. >> stephanie: nobody said that part is criminal. the part he will get indicted for later this week, that part is criminal. [ applause ] the first part, he's wrong about. >> they're not criminalizing what they did. they posted an election. they gathered signatures. they formed a recall. they lost but that's democracy in action unfortunately. and that's not the same thing as having someone arrested and removed from a space. it just isn't. >> collective bargaining in a public sector is like the kid playing santa claus. they're always going to get what they want
i'll do guess a quote later and ask jim who said that stuff. rush limbaugh. >> we've spoken in the past on this program about how the left wants to criminalize policy disagreements. you're not liberal, you're engaging in criminal activity. if you're a conservative. it is about nothing more than policy. they got enough signatures to recall walker and it is strictly about policy. nothing more. it is not about malfeasance or corruption. not about crime. it is simply about policy...
226
226
Jun 20, 2012
06/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 226
favorite 0
quote 0
representative jim mcdermott our personal favorite from the great state of washington. thank you so much, congressman. >> thank you. [ applause ] >> the president would say the sun rises in the east. what else comes from the east? communism. >> eric boehlert just tweeted a really really, really good point. this bloomberg poll was among the first to survey likely voters not just registered voters. likely voters is a much more realistic -- points. >> points to the lack of excitement of romney is a big deal. and how motivated obama supporters are. >> stephanie: i love this. >> base that -- because that's not going to change. >> stephanie: newt gingrich says if he stays on the offense obama could lose by a surprising margin. >> that would be surprising. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> stephanie: he also said we're in a situation where if you're really rich, you have an enormous unfair advantage. oh, he's whining about mitt romney having more money. [ baby crying ] >> stephanie: oh, citizens united wah. [ baby crying ] he are attributes his loss to romney's overwhelming
representative jim mcdermott our personal favorite from the great state of washington. thank you so much, congressman. >> thank you. [ applause ] >> the president would say the sun rises in the east. what else comes from the east? communism. >> eric boehlert just tweeted a really really, really good point. this bloomberg poll was among the first to survey likely voters not just registered voters. likely voters is a much more realistic -- points. >> points to the lack of...
365
365
Apr 17, 2012
04/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 365
favorite 0
quote 0
i heard a low growl from jim ward. [ growling ] >> jim ward now doing his muttly imitation. >> he becomes the tim heartily immaniation. >> like that guy with the heart surgery. >> how about mitt romney's hot mic moment. his secret plan to cut housing assistance for the poor. >> yeah. he said things like housing and urban development which my dad was the head of, that may not be around later. >> i'm going to get rid of his department any way because i need be president. >> yeah. they are attempting to walk the comments back. romney advisors said he was just tossing ideas out. >> tossing really bad ideas out. >> that's what he is always accusing the president of doing. >> how about him telling like an audience full of gazillion airs that they are out matched, out gunned and out funded by labor unions. >> yeah. >> as i said in the blog, at that point rick santorum must be rolling around on the floor laughing. [ laughter ] >> you paid for all of those ads that killed my scam pain. >> were you at the tea party event on sunday? >> no, i wasn't -- i wasn't actually. but i hear that very few peop
i heard a low growl from jim ward. [ growling ] >> jim ward now doing his muttly imitation. >> he becomes the tim heartily immaniation. >> like that guy with the heart surgery. >> how about mitt romney's hot mic moment. his secret plan to cut housing assistance for the poor. >> yeah. he said things like housing and urban development which my dad was the head of, that may not be around later. >> i'm going to get rid of his department any way because i need be...
218
218
Oct 15, 2012
10/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 218
favorite 0
quote 0
over jim lehrer. he was just being aggressive. he was being -- he was in charge of the debate. that's fantastic. that's what leaders do. but when joe biden you know, tries to be assertive look, i wrote about -- it is important in why this matters is because why i wrote about last week, they were trying to essentially gore joe biden. if you go back to that first 2000 debate, gore versus bush, four out of the five polls gore won that debate. he won by an average of 10 points but that night the next morning, what did the pundits talk about? al gore sighed too much. we didn't like his facial expressions. if you google today campaign debate blunders, gore's victory is listed as one of the great debate blunders. because the press spun that. they're trying to do that with joe biden. >> stephanie: even pundits on our side, it is overwrought. some of the polling is reacting to the analysis. not what happened. the president actually made a lot of good points in the debate. >> he did. he did. but -- as i've also
over jim lehrer. he was just being aggressive. he was being -- he was in charge of the debate. that's fantastic. that's what leaders do. but when joe biden you know, tries to be assertive look, i wrote about -- it is important in why this matters is because why i wrote about last week, they were trying to essentially gore joe biden. if you go back to that first 2000 debate, gore versus bush, four out of the five polls gore won that debate. he won by an average of 10 points but that night the...
398
398
Nov 2, 2012
11/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 398
favorite 0
quote 0
you can email us all there, chris lavoie jim ward or me stephanie miller. all right. we have a big friday show coming up. >> oh yeah. >> aisha tyler joining us in just a few minutes to remind us why the president feels like cookies and freedom. >> or as one person called him bronco obama. >> stephanie: will this election never end. ah! [ baby crying ] >> stephanie: and we have actress kate walsh coming up from "gray's anatomy." >> and "private practice." >> stephanie: once again we have the hottest surrogates. >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: as jacki reported -- don't have the numbers in front of me. >> 1 # 1,000. >> stephanie: oh, dream girl. oh lord -- >> i'm going to kind drive her. >> stephanie: excellent. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: the obama campaign reminds us stop looking at cats online and go vote. >> have you seen the watermelon kitty, no kitty, don't eat the rind. he is just seating a watermelon. [ laughter ] >> maybe the cat needed some fiber. >> stephanie: yes. go vote for god's sake. some helpful hints. >> okay. oh there's a twitter feed
you can email us all there, chris lavoie jim ward or me stephanie miller. all right. we have a big friday show coming up. >> oh yeah. >> aisha tyler joining us in just a few minutes to remind us why the president feels like cookies and freedom. >> or as one person called him bronco obama. >> stephanie: will this election never end. ah! [ baby crying ] >> stephanie: and we have actress kate walsh coming up from "gray's anatomy." >> and "private...
221
221
Oct 19, 2012
10/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 221
favorite 0
quote 1
jim what did you think? >> they were actually both quite funny. >> stephanie: a lot of people made this point. i wasn't sure if it was just me but i thought romney's speech sounded more like a roast of the president. >> that's true. >> stephanie: obama did the opposite. >> stephanie: right. it is supposed to be a non-partisan, a night when you take time off -- most of obama's humor was self deprecating. and romney's was -- what is the word -- bullying a number. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: good morning, jacki schechner. >> good morning. >> stephanie: so what did you think? >> of the al smith dinner last night? >> stephanie: yeah. >> i was surprised that mitt romney did fairly well. >> stephanie: yes. >> the president is much better at these things and i watched his appearance on the daily show, and it's the same thing. he is just very likable. and romney delivered the jokes well. >> stephanie: right. no, somebody wrote him some good jokes. >> exactly. he was as lose as he is going to be in that
jim what did you think? >> they were actually both quite funny. >> stephanie: a lot of people made this point. i wasn't sure if it was just me but i thought romney's speech sounded more like a roast of the president. >> that's true. >> stephanie: obama did the opposite. >> stephanie: right. it is supposed to be a non-partisan, a night when you take time off -- most of obama's humor was self deprecating. and romney's was -- what is the word -- bullying a number. [...
213
213
Nov 30, 2012
11/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 213
favorite 0
quote 0
where chris and jim will be there joining you. you'll be busting out the baton. >> you promised not to bring it up again. >> you bright it up first. >> that was a long time ago. that was months ago. [ singing ] >> stephanie: come on, jacki. >> i'm marching in my head. i'm dancing on the inside. >> stephanie: yes, she is. she has marched straight into the current news center, jacki schechner. >> good morning. the supreme court is expected to take up the issue of gay marriage deciding whether or not to hear the proposition 8 case before it. ruled the 2008 state ballot measure here in california is unconstitutional. here's how this works. the high court decides not to hear the case, and the appeal court ruling stands, that means gay marriage will be legal. if the court decides it wants to hear the case, then gay marriage is on hold until there is a ruling some time next year. now legal in nine states and in washington, d.c. the courts decideing whether it wants to take up one of several cases on the marriage act it. doma defines marr
where chris and jim will be there joining you. you'll be busting out the baton. >> you promised not to bring it up again. >> you bright it up first. >> that was a long time ago. that was months ago. [ singing ] >> stephanie: come on, jacki. >> i'm marching in my head. i'm dancing on the inside. >> stephanie: yes, she is. she has marched straight into the current news center, jacki schechner. >> good morning. the supreme court is expected to take up the...
220
220
Dec 5, 2012
12/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 220
favorite 0
quote 0
and jim and me, too. >> stephanie: and jim and you will open the show. jacki, we'll see if i can fit her in my carry on. she's very small. >> she is small. >> stephanie: looking at your tv she's actual size. >> can crush her head. >> stephanie: don't. we have jacki's healthcare corner coming up. all right. wow, you know, the president has been talking about the republicans once again holding middle class tax cuts hostage you know, for the top 2%. representative tim walls of the great state of minnesota -- is it today? >> i believe it was yesterday. >> stephanie: discharge petition, you heard nancy pelosi talking about this. to vote on the middle class tax cuts in the house. he joins us now. good morning representative. >> good morning. thank you for having me. >> stephanie: was it yesterday you filed it? >> we filed it at noon yesterday. we've got over 150 folks signed on. >> stephanie: that's awesome. so just talk to us about what you think is going to happen and on what timeframe. >> well what it is -- what we're saying is yes, there's a lot of big iss
and jim and me, too. >> stephanie: and jim and you will open the show. jacki, we'll see if i can fit her in my carry on. she's very small. >> she is small. >> stephanie: looking at your tv she's actual size. >> can crush her head. >> stephanie: don't. we have jacki's healthcare corner coming up. all right. wow, you know, the president has been talking about the republicans once again holding middle class tax cuts hostage you know, for the top 2%. representative tim...
236
236
Apr 20, 2012
04/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 236
favorite 0
quote 0
>> you too tiny jim. we're talking about dressage stade. i thought i would give you a little history. the loyal liposania stallians are the grand daddies -- >> yeah. they are beautiful. >> they used to travel the country. >> and they still do unfortunately. no, it's a good time. they began this whole dressage thing when the horses were whisked away to europe to keep them away from the nazi. the signature routine is [ inaudible ] above the ground. >> you no entirely too much about dressage. mitt romney. >> i'm not going to apologize for my dad's success, but i know the president likes to attack fellow americans. >> now it's getting ugly. he is attacking successful people. no, he's defending people who have been tafted by you successful people over the last ten years. trickle down doesn't work. >> the president just said he wasn't born with a silver horseshoe in his mouth. >> put there by a ferrier. >> and it was a very thinly veiled reference to romney. there is nothing wrong with being a millionaire at birth, but when you use your capitol,
>> you too tiny jim. we're talking about dressage stade. i thought i would give you a little history. the loyal liposania stallians are the grand daddies -- >> yeah. they are beautiful. >> they used to travel the country. >> and they still do unfortunately. no, it's a good time. they began this whole dressage thing when the horses were whisked away to europe to keep them away from the nazi. the signature routine is [ inaudible ] above the ground. >> you no entirely...
277
277
Mar 30, 2012
03/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 277
favorite 0
quote 0
yeah. >> jim, thanks for coming, prefer it. >> see you next week. >> bye jim. >> bye, jim. >> he takes us very, very seriously. >> 9:00 a.m. rush hour traffic four minutes earlier. >> charlie sheen faced tough questions from matt lawyer on the "today show." did you see that, john. >> believe it or not, no, i did not watch his interview on the "today show." >> he was on another network at that time. >> that's right, he was on a p.m -- >> it was my day to french kiss the homeless and i couldn't -- i really wanted to go. how was it, was he winning duh. >> he was outside a guns~n' roses concert, drunk a video. he sort of double down, he said i didn't fall off the wagon i'm just a lightweight. he said he's not drinking enough. he said he drinks occasionally but had a few drinks at the concert. he said this is what happens when you don't drink enough. this is what happens when he doesn't drink enough. >> somebody help him. >> lindsay lohan needs to help him, her probation is over. jim had to leave early because lindsay is driving on the streets. could be driving the wrong way right now. >> k
yeah. >> jim, thanks for coming, prefer it. >> see you next week. >> bye jim. >> bye, jim. >> he takes us very, very seriously. >> 9:00 a.m. rush hour traffic four minutes earlier. >> charlie sheen faced tough questions from matt lawyer on the "today show." did you see that, john. >> believe it or not, no, i did not watch his interview on the "today show." >> he was on another network at that time. >> that's right,...
245
245
Aug 2, 2012
08/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 245
favorite 0
quote 0
and romney's campaign manager is going after jim messina. it says that he used his personal email account outside of meetings of the white house. he obama campaign say he forwards it to his email account so everything is on the record as it should be. we're back after the break. stay with us. >> this court has proven to be the knowing, delighted accomplice in the billionaires' purchase of our nation. >> and you think it doesn't affect you? think again. septic disasters are disgusting and costly, but avoidable. the rid-x septic subscriber program helps prevent backups by sending you monthly doses right to your door so you will never forget to maintain your system. sign up at rid-x.com. how can you say you're in love with her? she gives me snickers peanut butter squared and i eat it. it's snickers with creamy peanut butter, would you like one? let's just keep an open mind. [ groans ] [ male announcer ] if you like peanut butter and chocolate, you'll love peanut butter and snickers. try snickers peanut butter squared. of sununu, you're wrong. m
and romney's campaign manager is going after jim messina. it says that he used his personal email account outside of meetings of the white house. he obama campaign say he forwards it to his email account so everything is on the record as it should be. we're back after the break. stay with us. >> this court has proven to be the knowing, delighted accomplice in the billionaires' purchase of our nation. >> and you think it doesn't affect you? think again. septic disasters are...
385
385
Jun 1, 2012
06/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 385
favorite 0
quote 0
jim had to go pee. i am peeing in my pants so i can be here to introduce you. >> do you remember the astronaut who drove with a diaper -- >> who could for get that. >> that was inspiring. but it was a love story. >> when you love somebody you cut the acme birdseed the rocket skates -- >> her bag had everything that wiley coyote had. >> duct tape and chloroform. >> and somebody who does not need chloroform to bag a man. >> as far as you know. good morning, everyone. the justice department has now gotten itself involved telling state elections division to stop purging the voter roles in the state. the justice department says the state's process has not been cleared, according to the voter's right act. since florida's primary is less than three months away, florida does not have the right to legally make any changes to its voter roles. florida has compiled a list of 182,000 potential non-citizens and local officials have sent out a batch of 2600 letters, giving those people 30 days to prove their citizensh
jim had to go pee. i am peeing in my pants so i can be here to introduce you. >> do you remember the astronaut who drove with a diaper -- >> who could for get that. >> that was inspiring. but it was a love story. >> when you love somebody you cut the acme birdseed the rocket skates -- >> her bag had everything that wiley coyote had. >> duct tape and chloroform. >> and somebody who does not need chloroform to bag a man. >> as far as you know. good...
301
301
Jun 13, 2012
06/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 301
favorite 0
quote 0
[sounds of harp] >> jim, thanks for coming in my office. jim, why thank you for coming. that big, fat pension i said that i would give you when i paid you a penny. >> i have it in my calendar when the pension would kick in. >> stephanie: the last five years, i've paid you a penny a year and i appreciate your hard work. however, i spent the big fat pension on box wine. good-bye, sir. good day. good day sir. >> okay. >> that doesn't seem all that fair. >> stephanie: that was impro that little skit. [ applause ] >> this contract you signed clearly indicates you're legally bound -- >> stephanie: give me that so i can wipe my ass. there you go. >> ms. miller that, doesn't seem quite fair. >> stephanie: improv skit by the stephanie miller players. they're all paid a penny so i can use the rest of their salary to buy boxed wine. >> you promised him a big pension. >> stephanie: i also had him pay into the pension so that i could drink it all. ha ha! what a dummy! >> you'll be hearing from my theoretical lauer. >> stephanie: that you can't afford because you only paid me a penny
[sounds of harp] >> jim, thanks for coming in my office. jim, why thank you for coming. that big, fat pension i said that i would give you when i paid you a penny. >> i have it in my calendar when the pension would kick in. >> stephanie: the last five years, i've paid you a penny a year and i appreciate your hard work. however, i spent the big fat pension on box wine. good-bye, sir. good day. good day sir. >> okay. >> that doesn't seem all that fair. >>...
194
194
Jul 31, 2012
07/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 194
favorite 0
quote 0
. >> thank you, jim. >> oh bacha. >> oh bacha. he melded obama and chewbacha. >> chalka from land of the lost -- >> land of the lost was on in the 70s. >> dana lohse. >> she was a lot more subdued on nbc this weekend. >> in terms of gaffes it's not good to have the president get up in front of people during an election cycle and say if you have a small business you didn't build that. and he tried to say the republicans took something out of context. he was talking about the clinton tax plan which is even worse, because he was not talking about his own plan -- >> elizabeth warren -- >> out of context means if you include the next sentence after the thing you said and it codifies it then you have been taken out of context. in the next sentence he said the roads and bridges. >> yes, we the taxpayers paid for -- >> yeah, romney was not taken out of context in israel. >> yep. >> lou dobbs. >> the president's recent calls for common sense gun restrictions could affect the personal security of all americans. >> what? >> this is a predict
. >> thank you, jim. >> oh bacha. >> oh bacha. he melded obama and chewbacha. >> chalka from land of the lost -- >> land of the lost was on in the 70s. >> dana lohse. >> she was a lot more subdued on nbc this weekend. >> in terms of gaffes it's not good to have the president get up in front of people during an election cycle and say if you have a small business you didn't build that. and he tried to say the republicans took something out of...
360
360
Nov 5, 2012
11/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 360
favorite 0
quote 0
. >> and i had no idea that jim and i were in the closing credits. we got special thanks, jim. >> stephanie: i didn't authorize that. i probably was drunk though. >> probably. >> stephanie: have i mentioned mitt romney has a campaign based entirely on lies including the latest chrysler ad that chrysler had to say he's full of [ bleep ] since when has a major car company had to say this guy is full of [ bleep ] just saying this guy will lie to you. ♪ >> oh, that '70s -- >> '60s. ♪ you see this guy ♪ ♪ this guy will lie to you ♪ ♪ yes i'm a liar ♪ ♪ who wants red states to not turn blue ♪ ♪ tell me now what you fear i'll tell you what you want to hear ♪ ♪ my plans ♪ ♪ are shaky ♪ they can't spot a fakey ♪ ♪ i've talked some talk ♪ ♪ the fact checkers call false ♪ ♪ yes i'm a liar ♪ ♪ you must admit that i've got balls ♪ ♪ tell me why ♪ ♪ it's so close my campaign has been a big joke ♪ ♪ the race has tightened because races have all been frightened ♪ ♪ i need your vote ♪ >> stephanie: thank
. >> and i had no idea that jim and i were in the closing credits. we got special thanks, jim. >> stephanie: i didn't authorize that. i probably was drunk though. >> probably. >> stephanie: have i mentioned mitt romney has a campaign based entirely on lies including the latest chrysler ad that chrysler had to say he's full of [ bleep ] since when has a major car company had to say this guy is full of [ bleep ] just saying this guy will lie to you. ♪ >> oh, that...
209
209
May 9, 2012
05/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 209
favorite 0
quote 0
>> stephanie: thank you, jim. that's all. >> that helps. >> stephanie: hey, look, comedian extraordinaire alan. thank you, jim. carlos comedian extraordinaire. >> me and a can of soda pop. delicious, hola. >> need to put it in a current cup for you. >> stephanie: there you go. gling. we have democratic party to talk about the recall results for who's going up against scott wanker. >> walker. >> sure. >> stephanie: we'll talk to david bender i believe at some point about everything that happened yesterday. in the meantime, can you say now here's jacki schechner as the taco bell chihuahua. >> and now, here's jacki schechner. i shall pay ms. miller. >> love to make it as challenging for me as humanly possible. good morning, stephanie and everyone. only 27% of americans support the war in afghanistan. that according to a new poll out from "the associated press." the apgfk poll shows 66% of people are opposed to the war in afghanistan with 40% saying they're strongly opposed. president obama has said that he will keep
>> stephanie: thank you, jim. that's all. >> that helps. >> stephanie: hey, look, comedian extraordinaire alan. thank you, jim. carlos comedian extraordinaire. >> me and a can of soda pop. delicious, hola. >> need to put it in a current cup for you. >> stephanie: there you go. gling. we have democratic party to talk about the recall results for who's going up against scott wanker. >> walker. >> sure. >> stephanie: we'll talk to david bender...
142
142
Nov 6, 2012
11/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 142
favorite 0
quote 0
. >> what else are he going to get from jim? >> i'm reading about the voting machines. >> stephanie: of course you are because you are jim. ♪ ♪ >> caller: i mean, listen, i'm not at this point capable of not believing any story about some kind of if i nagling in the balloting. i was a little weirded out by the rally in iowa. i have realized it was the last time doing that. >> stephanie: he teared up. i did too. >> caller: things are looking very good in massachusetts by the way. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: somehow i thought so. >> caller: no, no, oh, no, on the senate race. >> stephanie: oh, elizabeth warren yay! i was again, i was looking at analysis of all the senate races and i think looking very good for democrats to regain control right? >> caller: yeah. i watched that a little bit of c span last night of the senatorial debate in north dakota. they had it in a middle school auditorium, which i think is completely adorable. >> stephanie: it's like a little thanksgiving ask it. >> caller: all right guys. >> stephanie: can
. >> what else are he going to get from jim? >> i'm reading about the voting machines. >> stephanie: of course you are because you are jim. ♪ ♪ >> caller: i mean, listen, i'm not at this point capable of not believing any story about some kind of if i nagling in the balloting. i was a little weirded out by the rally in iowa. i have realized it was the last time doing that. >> stephanie: he teared up. i did too. >> caller: things are looking very good in...
223
223
Sep 11, 2012
09/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 223
favorite 0
quote 0
jim from new jersey welcome. jim in new jersey? jim? hi jim. tony -- i was told the phones were fixed from yesterday. i was told the phones were fixed. this is funny. all right. we'll go to break then while the phones are fixed. welcome to public access. >> i have a yard sale this weekend. >> john: so on this day of never forget please forget that happened. we do want to know what you think. and conservative, republican, liberal, you're all welcome to join in today. we're all friends today. i'm john fugelsang this is the "stephanie miller show" on your radio, on your computer and by god on current tv. >> who is responsible for these outrages? >> announcer: it is the "stephanie miller show." ♪ >>(narrator) bill press is on current tv. >>liberal and proud of it. >>(narrator) unafraid, outspoken, and above all politically direct. flag from 6 to 9 every morning. [ music ] ♪ something's going to get you, going to knock you right on the head ♪ ♪ you better get yourself together ♪ ♪ pretty soon you're going to be dead ♪ >> john: this is
jim from new jersey welcome. jim in new jersey? jim? hi jim. tony -- i was told the phones were fixed from yesterday. i was told the phones were fixed. this is funny. all right. we'll go to break then while the phones are fixed. welcome to public access. >> i have a yard sale this weekend. >> john: so on this day of never forget please forget that happened. we do want to know what you think. and conservative, republican, liberal, you're all welcome to join in today. we're all...
162
162
Jul 2, 2012
07/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 162
favorite 0
quote 0
jim, what's the biggest lie your republican friends have told you about the president? >> caller: it is all of the lies they tell about the affordable care act. this talking point they've got now. do you know anything about the people who are going to be exempt from the affordable care act? i don't know anything about it. it is a right wing talking point now. they're complaining about the people who will be exempt. i don't know anything about people being exempt. >> i think people who are exempt are people who don't need the coverage. i'm hearing about why doesn't nancy pelosi have it? they have coverage. they're not implementing a single player man -- plan for the entire country. the only people exempt are those fortunate enough to already have care, am i correct? >>, that's what i thought. >> caller: man, you're one of the funniest guys i've ever heard. >> i'm not hal sparks. >> caller: you're smart and you're funny. and stephanie couldn't have picked a -- somebody to sit in for her. >> god bless you jim and god bless your incredibly low standards for comedy. you're c
jim, what's the biggest lie your republican friends have told you about the president? >> caller: it is all of the lies they tell about the affordable care act. this talking point they've got now. do you know anything about the people who are going to be exempt from the affordable care act? i don't know anything about it. it is a right wing talking point now. they're complaining about the people who will be exempt. i don't know anything about people being exempt. >> i think people...
208
208
May 23, 2012
05/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 208
favorite 0
quote 0
jim ward. who says he claims he created 100,000 jobs in "the washington post" reported he gets three pinocchios. it is what you get if you're not telling the truth. who said that? [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] >> jamie diamond. >> no. >> stephanie: newt gingrich said that. [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: who said there's something inherently wrong when getting rich off failure and sticking it to someone else is how do you your business. i think that's indefensible. who said that? >> gingrich. >> stephanie: rick perry. i'm changing them up here on you. >> thin line. this close. >> stephanie: let's go to -- julie in tacoma. you're on with hal. >> caller: hi, steph. may i be your official secular humanness of "the stephanie miller show." >> we needed one. >> sure did. >> caller: last night, i saw the reverend barry lynn of the separation of church and state organization. and he has filed whatever papers it is with the i.r.s. that says that this pastor and many others are violating the ta
jim ward. who says he claims he created 100,000 jobs in "the washington post" reported he gets three pinocchios. it is what you get if you're not telling the truth. who said that? [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] >> jamie diamond. >> no. >> stephanie: newt gingrich said that. [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: who said there's something inherently wrong when getting rich off failure and sticking it to someone else is how do you your...
266
266
Oct 29, 2012
10/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 266
favorite 0
quote 0
. >> stephanie: not funny jim. not really. there is a. >> eliot: of turbulence where it's not funny anymore. >> stephanie: not funny anymore. anyway can i say love my sexy liberals. amazing show. karl frisch opened up for us. >> did he really? >> stephanie: aisha tyler i'm sorry -- >> sexy lady. >> stephanie: that boogidy cheese happened. there's all of the one-liners that stick in your head forever. rob and earth wind and fire were discussing it at the airport. she was talking about meeting the president because she's an official obama surrogate. she said he smells like cookies and freedom. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: we've already gotten a million e-mails. cookies and freedom bitches. everything she says ends up on a t-shirt. smells like cookies and freedom. i think it is true. >> wow. according to michelle, he's got a -- >> he smells like cigarettes. >> stephanie: one love letter. >> okay. >> stephanie: you have to understand what sexy liberal family is like. this is from -- hang on, jodie in new jersey. >> okay. >> stephani
. >> stephanie: not funny jim. not really. there is a. >> eliot: of turbulence where it's not funny anymore. >> stephanie: not funny anymore. anyway can i say love my sexy liberals. amazing show. karl frisch opened up for us. >> did he really? >> stephanie: aisha tyler i'm sorry -- >> sexy lady. >> stephanie: that boogidy cheese happened. there's all of the one-liners that stick in your head forever. rob and earth wind and fire were discussing it at the...
198
198
Jun 8, 2012
06/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 198
favorite 0
quote 0
that was jim ward during the speech. president obama about student loans. >> obama: the number one thing that congress should do for you, unlv, right now is to stop interest rates on student loans from doubling at the end of the month. >> stephanie: oh looky everybody, it's time for the john and pam show. it's our favorite moment of the stephanie millerstephanie miller show. ♪ it's the john and pam ♪ john and pam ♪ john and pam show ♪ >> stephanie: good morning, john and pam. >> caller: good morning, everybody. we just came up with a little idea what g.o.p. stands for. >> stephanie: what is that? >> caller: geeks on procrastinating. >> stephanie: what is the first word? >> caller: geeks. >> stephanie: did you write that over cocktails? what is happening. >> caller: just sitting here playing around, watching you and playing on the computer. >> stephanie: all right, is pam there? can i say hi to pam? >> caller: hi, honey. >> stephanie: hi flo. >> pam, i saw you posting a comment on stephanie's facebook page. >> cal
that was jim ward during the speech. president obama about student loans. >> obama: the number one thing that congress should do for you, unlv, right now is to stop interest rates on student loans from doubling at the end of the month. >> stephanie: oh looky everybody, it's time for the john and pam show. it's our favorite moment of the stephanie millerstephanie miller show. ♪ it's the john and pam ♪ john and pam ♪ john and pam show ♪ >> stephanie: good morning, john...
236
236
Apr 25, 2012
04/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 236
favorite 0
quote 0
jim, time for a guess the quote. who said i love the fact there are women out there who don't have a choice and they must go to work and they still have to raise kids? thank goodness we value those people do. >> ray davies. [ buzzer sounds ] >> no. that was well-known struggling homemaker ann romney. >> dressage horse -- >> dressage horse rider. >> i'm sure there are other struggles in that household that we just don't know anything about. >> see there you go. >> what? >> i'm sorry that -- they told me these would be magic and -- [ laughter ] >> for some reason the spell isn't -- >> it's not magic. [ laughter ] >> all right. this is for squeezy as well. steph, i get the show on current, dressage has been a repeating topic, and it makes me hot. back when i was 20 i dated a women who did dressage horse riding, and she had incredible control over her thigh and pelvic muscles. as a rider she had to appear to be stationary so she is using those muscles to instruct the horse how to remove. >> uh-huh. >> she explained she f
jim, time for a guess the quote. who said i love the fact there are women out there who don't have a choice and they must go to work and they still have to raise kids? thank goodness we value those people do. >> ray davies. [ buzzer sounds ] >> no. that was well-known struggling homemaker ann romney. >> dressage horse -- >> dressage horse rider. >> i'm sure there are other struggles in that household that we just don't know anything about. >> see there you...
169
169
Jul 3, 2012
07/12
by
CURRENT
tv
eye 169
favorite 0
quote 0
why don't we go to jim in nashville. good morning, jim. >> good morning, john. >> great to have you calling us from nashville. thank you. >> yes, sir, this is a liberal strong hold here. it's very well-kept secret. >> we had a fella say that yesterday. >> yeah, that was me. >> oh, welcome back. >> the thing i like about america is our freedom to move around the country without having to get permission from the government. i do these music tours and it is just one of the greatest things and our ability and freedom to fail or be a success in this nation without too much hindrance from the united states government is a great thing. and one other thing i would like to ask, is that hal sparks -- is that fella really from louisville, kentucky. >> it's from pets mill outside of frankfort. i lived in louisville when i was two, three years old. i went one year at -- like my preschool teacher lived there. >> pete's mill i know exactly where that is. i parked there many times with girlfriends. >> absolutely. >> i grew up in frankfo
why don't we go to jim in nashville. good morning, jim. >> good morning, john. >> great to have you calling us from nashville. thank you. >> yes, sir, this is a liberal strong hold here. it's very well-kept secret. >> we had a fella say that yesterday. >> yeah, that was me. >> oh, welcome back. >> the thing i like about america is our freedom to move around the country without having to get permission from the government. i do these music tours and it...